What makes the perfect London escort incall? Nibbles and nudes, of course!
I love getting dressed up for a tasting menu or a dinner date — but when you fancy something a bit more low key, a London escort incall is the perfect solution. And there’s no reason why this has to be the less exciting, less satisfying, or less foodie option!
Everyone who knows me knows I love food — and I adore a platter! I have always had a thing for small food, from canapés to nibbles boards: it’s fun and moreish. Whether it’s cheese and charcuterie, a little fruit platter, a grazing plate of sweets, or a selection of crudités and dips, I love putting together a nibbles plate.
So next time you’re in the mood for a perfectly relaxing afternoon or evening, ask me to put together a platter for a two- or three-hour London escort incall date, or for an evening of Netflix and chill. I can do vegetarian and vegan versions, too!
Hey darling, fancy a cheeky little platter? I love a relaxed afternoon, catching up over some good nibbles and some champagne 🥂❤️ pic.twitter.com/AEE1FyaixH
— Rachel Fox 🇬🇧 London, Paris, FMTY (@RachelFoxLondon) October 6, 2022
When a favourite says, “let’s catch up over nibbles.” 🤍🤍🤍 pic.twitter.com/g2W8Ijhz9a
— Rachel Fox 🇬🇧 London, Paris, FMTY (@RachelFoxLondon) March 2, 2023
And if you can’t make it over to me for a London escort incall, then fear not — you can create your own!
Impress your friends and wow your romantic partners with my simple tips for the perfect grazing platter.
Who’s hungry for a taste pic.twitter.com/36wIWjPHbS
— Rachel Fox 🇬🇧 London, Paris, FMTY (@RachelFoxLondon) February 2, 2023
How to create the perfect nibbles platter
When putting together a platter, you want to think about balancing each item on the plate — consider colours, sizes, and shapes.
And if all else fails, just keep filing in any gaps until you achieve that wonderful overloaded look. (You know how I feel about the more, the merrier!)
Crackers vs. bread
While I believe the platter should be the star of the show, it is nice to have a robust carb element to accompany a cheese plate. (The key word is accompany. Remember that the cheese is the star, and that I will judge you if I think your cheese-to-bread ratio is wrong.) I far prefer bread — small slices of fresh baguette or a nice sourdough — to crackers, and I like these kept separately from the other items.
Vegetables
The biggest mistake people make is skipping the veg element because it seems boring. The veg is actually my secret weapon on any platter: it adds a necessary fresh and crunchy aspect, and this is where you can bring in plenty of eye-catching colour. A really good platter can really elevate a few salad vegetables into far more than the sum of their parts! (Please don’t be pedantic here about my categorisation of fruit and veg — you know what I mean.)
Classics like cherry tomatoes and slices of bright cucumber never go wrong, but I also love the pop of pink from lightly-salted radishes (I am passionate about radishes), the bitter crunch of endives, lovely green sugar-snap peas. Try colourful heirloom carrots, or blanched white asparagus lightly tossed in an oil-vinegar dressing — such a nice way to break up the richness of the big-ticket items.
Fruit
Sweet and fresh, the fruit elements are playful and fun. Grapes are a classic, but I find them a little dull: I prefer to mix it up. Layered slices of red and green apple, or different colours of pear, in a satisfying stack, add interest to the plate and also double as a cracker-substitute for your cheese.
Try interesting seasonal items from the market, like slices of starfruit, or dragonfruit. And strawberries or fresh baby figs are my favourites here — pile the board high and I am happy.
Warm weather makes me want cheese and charcuterie and champagne... how about you choose the champagne, and I'll lay out the nibbles? I hope you have a sweet tooth, because I'm the dessert... 💋 pic.twitter.com/NRkVzsIRQl
— Rachel Fox 🇬🇧 London, Paris, FMTY (@RachelFoxLondon) May 28, 2022
Charcuterie
I don’t eat a lot of meat, so I like a few high-quality items that really earn their place on the plate, and that add a nice soft pink colour to the board. My favourite charcuterie items are spicy chorizo, Prosciutto di San Daniele, mortadella, and Fuet Iberico. I am a sucker for a handmade artisanal saucisson with garlic or pistachios, too!
Cheese
Finally! The star of the show. I love cheese and always struggle to narrow down the options!
If you aren’t a cheese connoisseur, remember the golden rule: one hard, one soft, one special. For the hard options, a clothbound English cheddar is always a crowd-pleaser, and you can play around with things like Wensleydale, a Mimolette, or a Manchego. You really can’t go wrong with a classic Brie or Camembert for your soft cheese option, but why not try a Soumaintrain or the excellent English Tunworth?
The special cheese element is often a blue, but you could also try a strong goat, a washed rind like a Taleggio, my favourite D’Affinois Campagnier, or something like an aged Grana Padano with truffle.
And if you get stuck, your local cheesemonger should be able to help! Neal’s Yard Dairy have a beautiful selection of the finest British cheeses (and they do gift vouchers, too — just saying).
Always pre-cut cheese so you don’t have too many knives on the platter — and this prevents people from chopping your beautiful cheeses into strange shapes.
I had a dream that I overslept for an incall, and so he watched me make the bed and then we just did the whole date - champagne and charcuterie and everything - with me in my alpaca pyjamas and with bed hair.
— Rachel Fox 🇬🇧 London, Paris, FMTY (@RachelFoxLondon) July 5, 2022
Other
Cornichons! Another of my favourite things, these little babies help cut through the richness of your cheses. Fun things such as olives, dried fruit, and nuts can also be great to fill in the gaps between the bigger items. These add a bit of texture, and keep very well in the pantry. Jams and interesting pickles have their moment to shine here as well.
And, just like the rest of your London escort incall, the most important thing is to have a bit of fun with it!
So what do you say? Grab a bottle of bubbles, and contact me now to try the best nibbles plate of your life…
Rachel
