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How to Be the Perfect Client When Booking a High-End Escort

My perfect client is a Paul Rudd lookalike — nobody else need apply.


Kidding! (Although Paul, if you’re reading this, my DMs are open.)


If you’ve ever watched escorts interacting on Twitter, you’ll have noticed that we spend a LOT of time saying we don’t care what our clients look like — and often, people in the comments say they don’t believe it.


But I’m here to tell you what every escort wants you to know: it’s true!


It really is. We don’t care what you look like. If you make us feel respected and safe, then congratulations: you’re the perfect client. Personally, my favourite regular clients are not the youngest, fittest, or most conventionally attractive — my favourite clients are the most polite, most thoughtful, and most considerate.


Below are my tips for making sure you can be the best type of client. And if you’re already doing all of this, then please get in touch, because I can’t wait to meet you!

  • Be courteous and clear when arranging a date. Never message ‘hi’ — especially late at night!

  • Don’t assume that we can chat outside of arranging a booking: we love seeing you, but unless you’ve booked a texting or calling package, then your escort probably has other things going on, and won’t always be able to keep in touch between bookings.

  • Be on time: this one is a no-brainer for any kind of appointment — the dentist, a massage, a flight! Being too early is as bad as being too late.

  • Be prompt with providing the payment in your companion’s preferred method, because once the admin is out of the way, we can get to the fun part!

  • Don’t ask inappropriate questions about your companion’s life — discretion goes both ways, so avoid being overly personal without invitation. And on the topic of discretion, don’t gossip about other providers you’ve seen — it’s rude and unnecessary.

  • Shower carefully: this should go without saying! If you want your companion to genuinely enjoy your time together, make sure you’re exceptionally squeaky clean.

Of course, the most important thing in any adult encounter, paid or otherwise, is to respect your partner’s boundaries at all times.


There are plenty of other things that can make an experience enjoyable for both parties, from gifts to thoughtful date ideas — seeing a high-end escort should be the same as any other pleasurable encounter with somebody whose company you enjoy.


If you can follow these simple steps and be an all-round good human being, then any woman will be delighted to see you — time and time again. And if you’d like to see this particular woman, then get in touch!


Rachel xoxo

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